hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

queennhaz:

my favorite part of 1D Day was when they showed them all working out and when they showed louis he was just like

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doncasperbate:

This just in

undeadcosmicunicorn:

"Your makeup looks really natural today"

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ghostspouses:

me talking about larry receipts

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